The Dollop's Homepage
   
Just who is the Dollop?
 

Well, that's me.

They call me the Dollop because I'm such a total spoonhead!

As I develop this site, I promise to bring you the best links to the coolest sites on the net.



If you like my site, please let me know. If you don't like it, KEEP IT TO YOUR FAT SELF.
 
But Dollop! Why are you so determined to please, with no obvious reward?








Simple - I'm a geek with no life.
 
The Dollop's Shortfalls
Being a Dollop, I'm useless at everything I do. This explains the extraordinarily amateurish design on this site.

I have no knowledge whatsoever of HTML and a limited knowledge of the difference between my arse and my elbow.

If you have any advice on how to become extremely good at all things internet, please give me an email at [email protected] - I'm keen to learn!
 
Favourite links
 

The Useless Pages
A lot of pointless garbage.


The Onion
If you don't laugh at this stuff, you are either dull or dead.


The Worst 95% Of the Web
A link to a lot of shit sites - None as bad as mine though!

Email me at:
[email protected]

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